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A kind leaderboard for the world’s most distinguished dogs.

People submit photos of good dogs. You pick a judge pack — a themed critic with its own voice and rubric — and a wholesome model writes each dog a caption and a score across five categories. No dog is judged unkindly here.

Choose your judge

Tech Week
A dignified dog against the absurd backdrop of startup season. Judged on Floofiness, Networking, Founder Energy, Snack Game, Vibes.
Best in Show
Championship conformation, judged on the green carpet. Judged on Conformation, Gait & Carriage, Temperament, Showmanship, Standard.
Gumshoe
Every dog is a case. Every nap is a stakeout. Judged on Enigmatic Gaze, Stakeout Stamina, Suspicious Snoot, Trench-Coat Energy, Instinct.
Pastoral
Soft mornings, long grass, and a very good dog. Judged on Floof, Meadow Frolic, Hearthside Coziness, Forage Instinct, Gentle Soul.
Mission Control
Every dog is crew. Every nap is a nominal orbit. Judged on Aerodynamic Floof, Mission Focus, Zero-G Loaf, Snack Payload, Crew Morale.

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